diff --git a/src/client/doAutoChangePresence.ts b/src/client/doAutoChangePresence.ts
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..383ff587
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/client/doAutoChangePresence.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,45 @@
+/**
+ * Copyright (C) 2021-2022 PythonCoderAS
+ *
+ * This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
+ * it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
+ * the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
+ * (at your option) any later version.
+ *
+ * This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+ * but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+ * MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
+ * GNU General Public License for more details.
+ *
+ * You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
+ * along with this program.  If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+ */
+import { sample } from "lodash";
+
+import { AutoUser } from "../orm/autoUser";
+import HealthScreeningBotClient from "./extraClient";
+
+export default async function doAutoChangePresence(
+  client: HealthScreeningBotClient
+): Promise<void> {
+  const guildSize = client.guilds.cache.size;
+  const registeredPeople = await AutoUser.count();
+
+  const presences: string[] = [
+    "Generating Health Screenings",
+    `In ${guildSize} servers`,
+    `Generating for ${registeredPeople} people!`,
+    "/generate name:walkthrough for walkthrough of commands!",
+    "Report a bug with /report_bug!",
+    "Use /set to set optional configuration info!",
+    "can i put ma balls on ya jaws",
+    "Run /stats for cool stats about the bot!",
+    "Check out your profile with /profile!",
+    "Have an idea? Suggest it with /suggest!",
+  ];
+
+  // We only need to set the name.
+  await client.user!.setPresence({ activities: [{ name: sample(presences) }] });
+
+  setTimeout(() => doAutoChangePresence(client), 300000);
+}
diff --git a/src/client/extraClient.ts b/src/client/extraClient.ts
index 49cc3985..1e53f1ec 100644
--- a/src/client/extraClient.ts
+++ b/src/client/extraClient.ts
@@ -56,6 +56,7 @@ import runFunctionAndLogError from "../utils/logError/runAndLog";
 import { ItemType } from "../utils/multiMessage";
 import postToGithub from "../utils/postToGithub";
 import { Command } from "./command";
+import doAutoChangePresence from "./doAutoChangePresence";
 import doAutoLoop from "./doAutoLoop";
 import commandInteraction from "./interactions/commandInteraction";
 import commandInteractionAutocomplete from "./interactions/commandInteractionAutocomplete";
@@ -203,6 +204,10 @@ export default class HealthScreeningBotClient extends Client {
         () => doAutoLoop(this, logChannel),
         "onReady::doAutoLoop"
       ),
+      runFunctionAndLogError(
+        () => doAutoChangePresence(this),
+        "onReady::doAutoChangePresence"
+      ),
     ]);
   }
 }